this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I lost the right to judge tonight
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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