I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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