if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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