5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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