it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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