Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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