More tranny stories later!
what if I'm pregnant?
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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