Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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