So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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