I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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