i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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