Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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