Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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