Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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