I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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