apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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