no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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