last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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