He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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