Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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