So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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