saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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