stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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