OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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