Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
this just has baby written all over it
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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