I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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