Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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