I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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