they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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