i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were destined to go to rehab together
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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