IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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