problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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