I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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