just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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