They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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