i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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