R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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