Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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