Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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