Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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