normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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