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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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