just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize
