i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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