u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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