your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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