Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
