god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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