just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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