Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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