So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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