At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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