I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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