handjob tips. give me some.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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