i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
